Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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