dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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