Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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