But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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