you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize