haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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