Just cropdusted the office
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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