READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
