You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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