I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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