haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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