Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
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