Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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