So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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