I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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