Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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