From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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