This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Randomize
