Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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