the day after is always just damage control
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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