I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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