absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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