did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Operation Purity has been aborted
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
