he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Be still, my beating vagina.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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