stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
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