Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
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