scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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