Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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