Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
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I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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