i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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