He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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