whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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