So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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