Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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