Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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