New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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