Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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