Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
You smell like a Billy Joel song
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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