Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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