Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Randomize
