theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
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