hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
