Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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