i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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