The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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