you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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