its not stalking. its research.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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