How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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