I accidentally burped into my bong.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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