I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Randomize
