A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I am one with the molecules
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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