So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Randomize
