Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Randomize
