Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Randomize
