she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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